Friday, September 23, 2011

Glissade

The first bit of my first draft of a short story:


It was not yet dusk but the light from the sun ran down the city blocks, away from the Great lake, as though it was looking for somewhere happier to dwell. At seven o’clock, I fled my dormant Uptown penthouse for the riveting South Side, grabbing a gray suit jacket off of the hook in the hallway to combat the Chicago wind; autumn had set in prematurely this year. It was Friday night and I had no curfew.
My old weekend standby was Millie Ette ’s jazz room, The Zanzibar, on the corner of State and Ohio. Tonight promised to be particularly crowded with locals and tourists alike, as King Oliver was purportedly making his way in at ten o’clock. I walked a few blocks obliviously before noticing the unusual stillness of air. No wind was whipping and summer kept its grasp on the porch railings longer than I could remember from previous years. As I looked around the city, sparkles of golden light pranced around from street corner to store front. Young women flouncing excitedly held hands, crossing streets in groups of four or five and made their way to clubs with newfound freedom and mirth. Several families with drooping children lingered on the sidewalks, the oldest sibling sometimes held the leash of a household dog.  The school week had tired the children whom had been eager to learn Pythagoras’ theorem and the capital of Poland. They were nearing home and would be promptly put to bed, tucked in as their parents went off to sip red wine at the coffee table.
Everywhere businessmen stumbled back home from the bar to change clothes and eat dinner with waiting wives greeting them with rouge lipstick and a roast turkey. They too would soon be headed off to The Zanzibar in hopes of locking eyes with the wild jazz King.
            I approached South Side through a portal seemingly comprised of silvery cloth, vast pearls, and rubies and emeralds. My mother would have fainted at the sight of beautiful, daring women spanning the streets who were far from modest and had men around them smirking. Outside of the Zanzibar, waiting in line, I am pushed off of the concrete sidewalk curb by a dark, bulky man with an entourage and an Italian leather briefcase.
“This here the club,” the bulky man pointing, said in a heavy accent to the dark man behind him, “tell the…Ms. Eberly that she gotta act good tonight, or else Sacristi’s gonna be real mad.”
What kind of actor was Ms. Eberly and why did her good standing with Sacristi depend on her job performance? I finally had come to the entrance of the club: a thick, solid cherry wood door.
“’Evening, Mr. Thompson. I apologize for the wait tonight, as you know, the jazz king is coming here! Please follow me to your suite, right this way.” The bowtied doorman extended his arm toward me.
Inside, a few sultry horns were playing low notes on a corner stage and gorgeous women were dancing below it. Four of them in black tasseled fringe dresses moved their strong, rounded hips to the smoky sounds. Flanking them was a fifth, a lone dancer in the front, perhaps the most sensuous woman I had encountered. Golden wavy locks flowed beyond her graceful shoulder blades, flaunted by the emerald green bodice of her flowing gown. 


Saturday, September 10, 2011

United We Stand

The nation is in a state of reverence and remembrance as we commemorate the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. As I reflect on the things that are going on around me, I see the spirit of American in everyone. At one of the largest party schools in the country and amongst a generation sadly known for their selfishness and "me" attitude, I see a body of young citizens who care more about their world than some might think. Walking past a huge on-campus fraternity house, the one where raging parties are thrown and beer is consumed by the gallon, I stop to see a huge, white banner across the front facade. United We Stand. A small tribute, surely, yet it says something quite profound. Pray for peace and comfort for all those affected and let us remember those who lost their lives that day. God Bless America.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

le Drug Rug

This is a drug rug. ^
The Effects Of A Drug Rug
(a psychological interrogation of the mind, by B. N. Truscott)

      It starts with a notion: I think I'll try on one of those popular(ish), hippie subculture hoodies that we see on Mexicans and pot heads. As I ponder the reactions I'll get from family and (not quite) highschool-caliber-stereotypes from my college friends, I further question the underlying effects of wearing the so-called drug rug. Will I be judged? Will my alliances change? Will professors think lowly of me simply for my outfit, a drastic change from my bland, simple, and classically modest wardrobe?

      Just what DOES happen to the psyche when you slip one on? Here are a few real life answers from friends that were asked this very question.

-If they wear it in the rain, they'll become a wet dog
-They scream to the world 'I'm a stoner'
-Itchiness depends on rug quality
-Instantaneous idealism in the category of physical and emotional relaxation 
-What's a drug rug? (4 different people)
-It makes you feel like a hippie
-They're fucking weird to wear that ugly thing
-They think that it's okay to smoke pot
-Interesting question.. 
-I will wear mine tomorrow and share my findings with you :)
-They get stereotyped
-You look like a druggie
-No effects, people just wear them because they are comfortable
-I might be smart, but I'm not street smart...what's a drug rug?
-It will make you feel tainted and separated from society emotionally because of the negative stigma placed on them. It would probably have adverse effects on your self-esteem and happiness as well. Also, the colors and patterns on some of the ones that I googled seemed like they would make you feel tripped out by just looking at them.



Various participants didn't know what I was talking about when I asked the question, so I had to describe what a drug rug was...after my clarification, one friend asserted her understanding: Oh! So a drugged hemp poncho thing?...yes, exactly. But apparently this person wasn't completely sure she knew what a drug rug really was....her answer to my question was this: Well, drug residue could be left on seats, exposing others to this drug. It could be given to animals. The persons kidneys/liver could fail due to constant exposure to this drug, which would not allow either organ to have enough time to process the drug. God bless her. To her response, I gave back a quick thank you and she replied: Anytime! Or if someone took it off because they were hot, they could leave it somewhere by accident. Or die of heatstroke because they were too hot and couldn't take it off.

An old friend of mine asks if I'm talking about a person who always wears one, or someone who slips one on randomly. We're going to go with randomly. What happens when someone who has never worn one in their life slips on a baja hoodie?

I feel that this response merits a highlight: Wow, you go out and party once and all of a sudden you're wearing a drug rug...well be prepared for judgement from the rest of the respectable population who probably will think you have an obsession for Bob Marley and smokin' the reefer., and this has already changed your language because you used the word 'homies' in a text.

Another reply worth noting: Psych-wise, they probs think that they are a druggie and/or social outcast. Physically they may feel they are high which may cause addiction to the drug rug as a symbol of that comfort zone that they are in while high. May release more dopamine into brain, which causes more dopamine receptors per neuron = more addiction.  

I believe it's safe to say (after reading these responses), if I choose to wear a drug rug, I will surely have to pay for it. I may be called a pot head, or a druggie, and least reputation tainting of them all, a hippie.

But alas, I'll simply be a girl, in a starchy cotton thread hoodie, wishing to express her love of culture and class.



Sunday, August 28, 2011

Old Soul

You read the past in some old faces. -William Makepeace Thackeray
 Old things rock. I've always been an old soul, reading books about the pioneers and Native Americans and Englishmen from the eighteenth century when I was just a little girl. I'd get lost in my books about history, soaking up as much knowledge of the past as my mind could handle. When I was six, I asked my Grandma K. to teach me to sew. We made handmade doll clothes and pillows in an age where little girls were playing with plastic Bratz dolls and Spice Girls karaoke. I love my old books, a collection I started in high school. They symbolize so much more than age and cracked leather bindings and yellowed pages. They are the end of an era that no longer exists.







Some of my favorite old things, all original photography, except the picture of myself and the 70's picture of my beautiful grandparents, Florence and Raymond Kriner.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Phi Gamma Delta

Violent flashes of color
        greet the visitor as she stands in the staircase of a castle in the midst of the modern world.
The floor is shiny and wet though she knows not why, for it may be water or beer or perspirant, or some ungodly combination of the three.
              Above, the ground shakes as fifty-five pairs of feet (some bare, some shoed) dance in the cult of collegiate drunkeness. Someone offers up a smoke and you deny politely.
    'So where are you from; what's your major, isn't this music the best'
                 ('I know of ten thousand places that I'd rather be than right here; but I'll never let you know that')
'From York, possibly pre-med, or maybe sociology, and yes, it's really the bomb'
              'I'll be here all night. Hit me up. You want a beer? We'll shotgun all night long'
   From Saudi Arabia to Germany and Pennsylvania to California; drinking, sweating, talking, humming, moving, stumbling, falling.
                          'Teach me how to dance Saudi Arabian.'
'They do it like this is Bahrain. No dancing really around my place. No drinking. No girls. No gambling'
                     He moves his hands and feet with the beat of the green laser strobe light. And I may never find my way home in the dark.
                                   But I eventually do, with my shoes in my hand.


             What is this strange ritual thing that we do?

Friday, August 26, 2011

The New Organon

'Nature to the commanded must be obeyed.' -Francis Bacon (1620)

Lately my thoughts have been focused on technology through time and it's path. Well, that and how I need to go to the gym, stop drinking Starbucks, and figure out a way to get a 4.0 GPA this semester. There are three recognized paths that technology can take: 1) From the beginning of the world, technology was at it's height because everything was natural and the way God intended it to be. Since then, it's only gotten "worse" and has gone downhill, and it continues to do so with each passing year. 2) In the beginning was darkness and since the beginning, technology has only gone up, up, up; it increases and becomes better with every passing year. And 3) When God created the world, technology started to increase and help the lives of the people who lived in the world. When God returns, time will stop and thus technology will cease, therefore showing a stop/start/stop pattern.

What do you believe?


Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Underwater Wine


The Sequoia Review:
Today the New York Times told me about some cutting edge underwater vineyard deal in Italy. Dude, they take the vine, bottle it, and put it in a cage under the sea for twelve or thirteen months. When it's ready, it comes up like Bronzi di Riace, glass covered in sea life. The bottle goes for at least 70 euros. I'd pay it. It's not on the market yet in the US, but for all of you 21ers out there, do me a favor and partake in this fab delicacy. I'll have to wait another ten months.

Reckless & Abandon

My sister's name is Reckless. And my cousin is Abandon. That's how they were packaged from birth, came into this world just four days apart, on two sunny days in May.

Tomorrow marks the day that they embark on their journey into the real world as they begin college at the same small Christian school in a little Pennsylvania town.

I want to dedicate this post to their childhood, to our childhood, spent together during summers on a crystal lake in Maine and on carousels at Knoebels, in transmission-blown minivans and 25-year-old station wagons, on boats and trains and planes and above and below waterfalls; I give this post to those good times. We've climbed mountains, raked millions of leaves and shoveled tons of dirt; we sang to the old and sick and laughed with a traveling, snorting acting troupe. We've walked on bridges and through tunnels, eaten thousands of ice cream cones together, and applied countless squirts of sunblock. We've giggled through twenty minute long prayers in church and got lost in the wilderness. We swam through snapping turtle cove, and have gazed at trees one hundred and thirty-seven times our height. To Jess and Shannan, our Reckless and Abandon, you made childhood one heck of a ride. Thanks for the joy and the tears and for your freckles and beautiful eyes. You are a pair that have made our family complete.

A fitting quote that I read today above the sink in a dingy college apartment at around midnight tonight states simply this: Once you get to where you're going, don't forget where you've come from. Girls, remember this as you venture out into this next state of your life. Remember who loves you more than life. We're all here for you, we're praying, and we know that you are going to brighten up the lives of those around you. Keep shining and growing and let others see your passion for Jesus.

Live life with reckless abandon.

My Reckless.

My Abandon.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Men and Football

There is some innate knowledge inborn in males regarding the American sport of football. Of this truth I am certain. You can spend countless hours with a particular man and won't recall him learning of the latest sports scores or who-got-traded-to-what-team while in your presence but all of a sudden you're at the mall and he runs into his buddy and suddenly he's a sports commentator (he knows his stuff too!). When, you think to yourself, did he learn all of these facts? Where were you when he was catching up on the fact that so-and-so graduated from Oregon and is now playing for the Eagles or the Steelers (or..well, what's the difference between the two?). You could have sworn that you spent every waking moment with him but he still somehow knew the Jet's stats from this season and the past five.

We women may never understand the capability of the male mind when he is in sports mode. His attention to detail and his concise diction have us astounded and wondering why he isn't this knowledgeable when is comes to cleaning the house.







Friday, July 29, 2011

On The Edge

If you ask a middle aged man what his definition of "living on the edge" is, he might tell you that it's "wearing white after labor day". He might also tell you that it means driving 20 miles outside of town, or it's an eighty-year-old-woman wearing booty shorts. Either way, today I realized that everyone has a different level of 'comfort zone' and while hiking Mt. Everest may be an impossible, dangerous feat for somebody, it's a regular old journey for another.

Photos below from a romantic evening on my back porch. To create a romantic getaway in 5 minutes, simply find all of the candles in your house, place them within a five foot radius, and light them. Add a guitar or other soft music, some sweet dessert, and the man of your dreams :)


Thursday, April 14, 2011

A Poem For My Dear Cousin Matt

Eau de Toilette
My father nicknamed you “imp” for a reason.
You may be able to bench press me,
I may be more dramatic and prissy at times (it’s called PMS),
My bicep width may be the understudy of your fattest finger,
You may know that Louis the 9th was sainted in 1297, but
I haven’t even finished seventh grade.
My birth order is no reason to pinch me purple,
You know that cousins are supposed to be congenial.
I’m always accused of your shenanigans—
the hidden wallet, the “lost” necklace…
My sister even knows that you’re to blame.
You think Grandpa doesn’t notice you kicking me
under the table at dinnertime prayers when
I’m the one getting in trouble for the stifled giggles.
But he does. And your mother knows who
started the cousin fight last weekend at the lake.
I think that it’s about time to turn things around.
That toothbrush you just used—
it was rinsed in the toilet.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Lighthouse




Double dog dare you to not keep your eyes glued to the screen while you watch this brand new, entirely captivating video from an incredibly talented duo called NewVillager. The song itself is brillantly upbeat and hopeful while the video brings it to a whole new level. Mystery, enchantment, mythology, fire, ice, good, evil, love, sex, death, birth, a lighthouse. According to their website, NewVillager is attempting to create their own mythology (that explains the symbol at the beginning and the new Olympians of sorts that are seated) because they believe that the truly great music artists in the world have more than just great music. They give the example of Michael Jackson. He created a legacy. Symbols, not just music. Prince- his own mythology. And the Beatles: "Paul is dead". I might be able to jive with that...But until I'm done pondering the deep meanings hidden within, I just want to say that one of the greatest parts of this project is that the costumes are made out of common household objects. I mean, a mop. Genius.

In other news, I ran a thirteen miles today and that is currently my all-time favorite way to de-stress, relax, and get energized all at once. I ran up a mountain today. I ran past cows. And I ran next to an airport and saw some planes take off. I smelled the exhaust. I met a local man in a run down general store who pointed me to the road that I wanted to take. I love my town.

Cat Ramps At 1 AM

Okay, so it's 1:23 am and I'm sitting in my delightfully bland dorm room in State College, Pennsylvania. My lovely boyfriend of (almost) two years is staying at an aunt and uncle's house in the Chicago suburbs for the weekend. Right at this very moment I receive the following text message from him:

"I just stubbed my toe on a fricking cat ramp."

This statement leaves me with an array of feelings. First and foremost, the irony of his utter detest for the feline species. He's allergic, to begin with, and he hates on their personalities as well. And I mean hate...he has glaring contests with my cat, Copernicus. Now, my immediate reaction is to do a quick, guilty "lol" (and I do) at the thought of dear Spencer stubbing his toe on anything, nevertheless a cat ramp, especially at 1 in the morning, sick as a dog (might be the flu). Add that to the fact that we just finished skyping and he's wearing a red t-shirt with a red pair of shorts. The reds are two different shades, mind you (like that makes a difference...). Clash much? Ah, the delights of leaving young college males to dress themselves. He is also feeling rather nauseous...you know how guys get when they're "sick"...they like to ham it up a little. He claims that, you know, he is all 'shaky' and in his mouth are those 'pools of spit that you get before you puke'. Hahaha, I say, you'll be fine.

After my "lol", I then begin to ponder what exactly a "cat ramp" might be. Dear Lord, these people must love their cats if they build a ramp for them. A ramp onto what? The couch? The bed? I can only hypothesize but my mind wanders and the image of Spence just ramming into the thing cracks me up to no end.

Roo---if you're reading this, I love ya...and I hope that you found some pepto-bismol.